Rise of the Machines!

Look the fuck out folks! We are in the midst of finding the end of the world. First WATSON on Jeopardy rapes both Ken Jennings and that other no name genius fucker, and now escalators are in on population control!? All I have to say is get me the fuck off elevators now! I love this guy in the video by the way. PREACH! He is saying what we are all thinking, but my favorite part is the dumb fuckin state employee smack dab in the middle of the camera the whole time. You know, the dumbass with the bright orange vest. Typical fuckin state worker, won't get their hands dirty ON the job, what the fuck makes you think they are any benefit to society outside of their job. Yes, the job they work 9-5...except on the weekends...and holidays...and fridays...and cold mornings...and rain...and when they start to sweat...and when there is work to be done.

Joke: How many Caltrans employees does it take dig one five foot deep hole?

Answer: (actually I have to be honest, I don't know. I've never seen them ever lift a shovel...)