My Heart Has Been Stolen

Team Alpha Male: P-I-M-P's

This is how you do it up there with Team Alpha Male in Sacramento. I got one thing to say about that place. Sacratomatoe may be a shit hole but there is one great thing about it, Faber and the gang. Chad Mendez fresh off his win sitting in the sauna with Faber training for his. And if you were wondering, yes that is Bud Light in the hand of Chad and a hot dog in the other.

GTL. Gym - Train - Liquify

How Right is this Slanty Eyed Motherfucker?!

This man has got one damn good point to boot, not to mention he's funny as fuck. This bitch that he is responding too is the problem with America, the air that was once filling her head has now moved to her tits. This ignorant bitch acts like she's smart studying in the library. I know bitches like you cunt, you physically talk to your sorority bitches instead of using a phone. You know what! That shit is more fucking annoying when all you little giggly bitches start screaming like hyenas when you found out Stacy swallowed a gallon cum and then had to get her stomach pumped over the weekend. Atleast the asians can put their shit down and get back to studying. We all know you hate the asians because they're smarter, faster, and overall just better than your platinum blonde head. Get the fuckin bleach out of your brain, and go figure out your 'political science epiphany' you dumb cunt.

Christopher Walken Just Nailin' It

 Now here is some real shit. Christopher Walken giving a reading of Gaga's song 'Poker Face'. His tone, delivery, and diction creates a piece of poetry I have never heard, his prose and perfectly placed ellipses are a thing of beauty! FUCK THEM OTHER BITCHES! CHRISTOPHER WALKEN KILLS THIS SHIT!

New Zealand Straight Shittin On The World

Here is a perfect example of ingenuity at its finest hour! After suffering a quake down unda' these fuckers turn out to all be fuckin Frank Lloyd Wright. This is great though in all honesty, some seriously smart shit. Some of my favorites are above but go visit the site Show Us Your Long Drop, and check out the best of those on the opposite of the globe.

Knock Out of the Week Right Here Folks

Good Shit. Love it. I had thought that Tuchscherer was gonna take this thing. I thought that fat fuck was gonna knock out the local boy Mark Hunt. But...DAMN! That's it, just crazy how he hits Lesnar's worhtless training partner with a wicked uppercut that landed square on his chiny chin chin. The best part of it all is how he just walks away. Like, who the fuck thinks you can stand with a K1 Kickboxer? You fuckin retard, there must be something up there in the Death Clutch camp in Minnesota, maybe someone should teach those meat heads how to box instead of use their weight to push others around the floor and cage. P.S. Brock - take note because this is how your fight with Dos Santos will go.

This World is So Gay

No here is what I remember. Right before people started to get completely and totally politcally fuckin correct. Look here at this shit, the sister calls Jr. gay and guess what happens...NOTHING! Everyone laughs! It's funny shit, get off your Liberal highchairs you pussy fucker who take offense to this shit. Okay, maybe I will give in to your shit and stop saying 'gay' eventually. Because I've got a better one, "that shit right there is homosexual." BOOM! Simple, a little drawn out on the tongue, but sometimes you need that crap. All the swear words out there are so simple and fast. Fuck. Shit. Bitch. Cunt. Gay. We need a slow one to get the real point across for retards who ask, 'what'd you say?'